學長發憤寫了一篇，沒有看懂= =，但是他提到講了一個冷笑話引起我的興趣，先轉po過來，慢慢研究吧= =+。
Today, we broadly utilize electricity for various convenience in
our life. It's almost impossible to imagine a world without
electricity!
Without electricity, electric lamps are useless. Nights will
become totally dark as it used to be 200 years ago. Those who
prefer singing in karaoke lounges must now sing in dark, and
can't see the lyrics on the screen. It's totally dark in our
houses, too, so that we must light candles when we watch TV.
We must also vacuum our houses in dark, and play on-line games
on computers in dark. That's terrrrrrriiiiiiible!!!!!!
Unfortunately, judging from the speed we use our available
energy sources, the day of no electricity is upcoming in the near
future. We should consider our utilization of electricity
again. It's urgent to stop unnecessary abusing! We may first
shut off the city lights, for keeping dark is more romantic for
couples in love and making love. It's also good to turn off
air condition in government buildings, in order to prevent our
officials from freezing to death. Moreover, we must push our
bio-technology research institutes and companies to extract the
luminescence gene from bugs and convert them into transplantable
forms, hence, we can transplant them into sidewalk trees, and
cable poles, and even human bodies! In the near future, all
trees by the main roads will light the night, eliminating the
need of city lights; everybody's various body parts, like
foreheads, kness, and p***ses, will also spread light in the
night, eliminating the need of home lamps and flashlights!
As that day comes, we can say goodbye to this electricity-
abusing world, and embrace a challenging yet promising brave
electricity-free new world! (276 words)
寫後感想：講這麼冷的笑話，還寫這麼長，一定會得零分。 XD
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